A Twicer 

The term is used when a person(s) breaks wind with as much force as they can muster thus making it sound as loud as possible but consequently also forcing excriment out also.Also: Shart or Follow Through

LAD A: " ha ha listen to this bad boy, pull me finger, pull me finger quick "
LAD B: " ok lad "
" ppprrrrrrtttttttt flerrr flerrrrr "
LAD B: " hahahaha, you fuckin shit ye kecks "
LAD A: " I'm off back to ours to change me silks "

A Twicer by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

Once in a twice 

-alternative form of "once in a while"
-semi-redneck

Well, only every once in a twice.

Once in a twice by wisepeace April 8, 2008

WEWOWEWO IM A TRICERATOPS 

i was trying to say wewowewo im a firetruck but i forgor th word

WEWOWEWO IM A TRICERATOPSSS

WEWOWEWO IM A TRICERATOPS by °sxn_flxwer° June 3, 2022

Never nuke a country twice 

A response to all the stuff from Japan westerners think of as "weird" (Tentacle porn, Japanese game shows, etc.) It blames the cultural differences between western countries and Japan as an effect of the radiation from the two nukes dropped on Japan under World War 2.

"Where does hentai come from?"
"I don't know, but it's probably from Japan ."
"I guess that's why you should never nuke a country twice."

Never nuke a country twice by Ezxd August 7, 2016

Even a broken clock is right twice a day 

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.

"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."

Even a broken clock is right twice a day by Big Ern December 16, 2004

Twice a day 

Touching oneself masturbate

The boy twice a dayed to the movie he was watching

Twice a day by Bernie is king March 1, 2016

work out twice a day

homestar and the cheats new jam.

don't ask me why I said it, because I already forgot.

work out twice a day by Zizzy October 11, 2003