A Segovia
A Segovia by @_OTableFlippers November 14, 2011
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A Segovia
1. One who is taken over by an unknown law force when his radio sounds, even when engaging in an in-depth conversation.
2. One who resembles a wiggle, preferably the purple one.
3. One who thinks he's funny, although he's actually not.
4. One who has many plans, none of which will probably work.
5. One who's mexican influenced dog substitues for a child, and looks like a naked mole rat.
6. One who uses two last names, knowin s/he only got one.
7. One who needs to keep the pictures on their camera hidden.
8. One who dresses like a hippie, and wears tye-die & hemp to important meetings.
9.One who enjoys multi-colered polos.
10. One who is always there for you when needed, and shows much love and consideration, but is still busted.
2. One who resembles a wiggle, preferably the purple one.
3. One who thinks he's funny, although he's actually not.
4. One who has many plans, none of which will probably work.
5. One who's mexican influenced dog substitues for a child, and looks like a naked mole rat.
6. One who uses two last names, knowin s/he only got one.
7. One who needs to keep the pictures on their camera hidden.
8. One who dresses like a hippie, and wears tye-die & hemp to important meetings.
9.One who enjoys multi-colered polos.
10. One who is always there for you when needed, and shows much love and consideration, but is still busted.
" Hey Mr. Ben-Wilson, you need to keep a leash on your children, they're eating at my turnips... You're such A Segovia!"
" Someone's parked in my parking spot this morning!" "I need to consult the resident officer, in his office with the purple couch and his multi-colored polo on, maybe A Segovia."
" Someone's parked in my parking spot this morning!" "I need to consult the resident officer, in his office with the purple couch and his multi-colored polo on, maybe A Segovia."
A Segovia by Zapata Smith-Segovia October 4, 2006
sans sheriff
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Breadhead
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016