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A Romney 

The amount of time (approx. 3 1/2 hrs) that it takes a famous politician to change their mind on something.

Not to be confused with romney
"I've been stuck in line for A Romney"
"Send them to bed in A Romney or two"
A Romney by joethehermit June 10, 2012
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a romney 

a person with no principles, who will shapeshift into anything, in the hopes of getting what they want.
all poiticians pull a romney whenever it suits their needs....
a romney by dick goezinya September 24, 2012

Pull a Romney 

“I’m totally unqualified for the job, so I figured I'd just pull a Romney. The interviewer bought it though, I start tomorrow!”

Pulling a Romney

Making up facts to go along with your argument to impress whichever people you are currently speaking in front of that you are on their side.
" Did you hear that douche Tyler pulling a Romney last night? He was eviscerating the military complex all night with those OWS girls and then those two hot soldier babes came in and he was all of the sudden making up stuff about how the military causes more good than harm and how he wishes he could serve. "
Pulling a Romney by rarian rakista October 5, 2012

Telling a Romney 

Untruth; talking shit; lying; deceiving; telling you his Arthur is his Martha but she aint.
My boy said this shit was fire but that nigga be telling a Romney...
Telling a Romney by MattMan65 November 3, 2012

A Rodney Dangerfield 

When you are going down on a girl and she queefs in your face. "Because even down here, I get no respect."
Last night, my wife gave me a Rodney Dangerfield.
A Rodney Dangerfield by Andy1014 August 4, 2009

pulling a rooney 

To leave your friends to meet a secret lover.
A - Hey where's John?
B - Oh he's off pulling a rooney.
A - Damn, he's in love with that girl.
pulling a rooney by kdizzledawg November 19, 2014
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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