"We were going so fast down the interstate that I couldn't help but romney all over the crate floor!"
by Harliquinnraver January 13, 2012
The three-and-a-half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.
"Oh my god, we've been in this car for two and a half romneys now! I need to pee! Wait, no, I don't."
by H-wizzle the Fiddle March 5, 2012
A unit of time defined by the minimum number of hours a grown man running for president can take to change his position on an issue (courtesy of Jon Stewart).
by DailyShowFTW March 3, 2012
A measure of time, defined as the three and half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply-held conviction to it's opposite.
by Bear von Erck March 2, 2012
Lying with the worst fake smile, so transparent, all but the dumbest of the dumb can see right through it.
Or:
Any lie that is so over the top, it makes the absurd seem normal.
Or:
Any lie that is so over the top, it makes the absurd seem normal.
#1: Little Timmy was sent home from school today after he told a romney in front of the entire classroom!"
#2: One more Romney and I'm filing for a divorce!
#3: <fake smile that never really goes away>
"I never really wanted to be president. I ran because of my love for the American people, well half of them."
<fake smile that never really goes away>
(the closing tag is intentionally not a closing tag)
#2: One more Romney and I'm filing for a divorce!
#3: <fake smile that never really goes away>
"I never really wanted to be president. I ran because of my love for the American people, well half of them."
<fake smile that never really goes away>
(the closing tag is intentionally not a closing tag)
by xrew December 23, 2012
by polotics February 14, 2012
To get beaten by surprise.
When you expect to win big, and are smug about the outcome.
Then later find out you got your butt whipped by a large margin.
To find out you are a loser.
When you expect to win big, and are smug about the outcome.
Then later find out you got your butt whipped by a large margin.
To find out you are a loser.
by jsd9632 November 7, 2012