The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.
"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP
"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic
The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.
"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP
"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic
A rare Sunday is an extremely rare occasion when a crackening occurs on a Sunday. This occasion is so special that it happens pretty much every Sunday. Rare Sundays are certainly reserved only for the most special of occasions.
“Dawgs I might cracken today. It’s a rare Sunday.”
- a dawg pounder
“KDP you cracken every Sunday!”
- anonymous alcoholic
walks up to the first tee box “dawgs I’m so hungover. I’ve already had 4 BL pounders though”
In late capitalism, corporations and especially banks become increasingly greedy and mad. They can begin to slur their customers by calling them ‘a-rare-ass’. This indicates a political desire to engage in regressive policies that target the poorest and transfer their savings to the wealthiest, their own share holders.
My bank just emptied my account and stole my rent, on Christmas! When I asked them why, they shrugged and called me, ‘a-rare-ass’! Those bastards!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.