A Pie Crust

Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.

Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.

by Party Wolf February 6, 2019

pie crust

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

"Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust on my wank."

by GOD 042078 November 6, 2008

pie crust

The filthy, diseased, nasty layer of scum covering a pussy rank with more STDs than you can name. Just looking at it makes dicks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. So nasty, not even the crabs like being there.

"Man, I was about to fuck this bitch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the Pie Crust on that was so nasty I puked."

by Jaggerjack October 14, 2007

pie crust

When a girl, no matter what size, wears pants that are way too tight. Their sides spill out, looking like pie crust.

Wow, look at Melissa, she needs to wear bigger pants. She is a Pie Crust Bitch.

by Collette Rose October 2, 2007

pie crust

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

"Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust on my wank."

by cmcrouse October 25, 2006

pie crust

Old ass pussy.

That bitch is so old there's nothin' left but pie crust.

by droppinin August 12, 2008

pie crust

A crusty pirate. Once prominent in the days of Blackbeard and Captain Cook, the pie crust is now a nearly extinct breed.

"When Maya dressed up as a pirate for Halloween, she looked like a pie crust."

by sydney m-s November 16, 2007