Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.
Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.
by Party Wolf February 7, 2019
The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.
by GOD 042078 October 24, 2006
The filthy, diseased, nasty layer of scum covering a pussy rank with more STDs than you can name. Just looking at it makes dicks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. So nasty, not even the crabs like being there.
"Man, I was about to fuck this bitch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the Pie Crust on that was so nasty I puked."
by Jaggerjack September 30, 2007
When a girl, no matter what size, wears pants that are way too tight. Their sides spill out, looking like pie crust.
by Collette Rose September 18, 2007
The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.
by cmcrouse October 25, 2006
by droppinin July 18, 2008
A crusty pirate. Once prominent in the days of Blackbeard and Captain Cook, the pie crust is now a nearly extinct breed.
by sydney m-s October 29, 2007