a million 

A generic term for a very large number.

Q: How many people have reviewed Yelp! on Yelp!?
A: Like...a million!
Q: NO WAI! Totally 1094, dumb a**.

a million by fpt May 19, 2008

a million 

how many defenitions i have on this site

dude i have a million defenitions on this site

a million by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

A-million-to-Juan 

The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican is elected president, he will be named Juan.

Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!

A-million-to-Juan by tedwilli9 December 9, 2008

a million o'clock 

What time it is when it's really late.

Last night I stayed up until a million o'clock writing a paper.

a million o'clock by limacon October 6, 2013

A million billion 

The biggest number ever. Not even infinity plus one reaches its magnitude.

Dustin: I drank so much beer last night, I think I set a new world record.
David: How much did you have?
Dustin: A million billion.
Andrew: You had five you dumb shit.

A million billion by Paul da Wall November 26, 2007

a million and fuck

An absolutely or relatively very large number, emphatically, with disregard for exactitude, and disdain for the fact of being large.

Rolling Stone: "So, Greatest Musician Ever, just how many copies of The Greatest Song Ever have you sold?"

GME: "A million and fuck, man."

Or:

Michael Phelps won a million and fuck gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.

a million and fuck by tmon March 17, 2011

A Million Times

Having done something often. Not usually meant as a literal one million times you have done something.

No problem, I've done it A Million Times!

A Million Times by BGinjur October 12, 2018