A Met 

Someone unable to perform up to par when the situation requires top performance.

Origin: Cole Hamels labelling the New York Mets choke artists.

Bill: "I thought John smashed that girl Kim."
Cole: "Boy you know John's a met when it comes girls in his bed"

A Met by phillyphil215 May 5, 2010

Oh, and I met a horse 

Derived from the long running British science fiction show "Doctor Who"; the phrase is used at the end of one's answer to the question "How was your day" or "What did you do today?"

Works best if one's day was filled with random, unforeseen events.

1st Person: So what was your day full of?
2nd Person: Oh I did EVERYTHING! Had an arguement about meta-physics & the creation/purpose of the universe, the current state of the Third Dimension, and all things in between. Vowed to pick a fight with the meta-physical incarnation of the Concept of Hell.
Oh, and I met a horse.

Brother: What'd you do today sis?
Sister: ... well, I went to see my friend in the hospital, got into a care accident afterward, ended up in a bed next to her for a few hours before the doctors actually told me to leave... oh and I met a horse.
Brother: In a hospital? Rather unhygienic... wait, WHAT?!

Oh, and I met a horse by The Regent August 24, 2010

Ever Met A Day 

i'm looking to the right and to the left
searching each and every direction
what am i gonna find there?
looking in the east and in the west
open to all suggestions
is there anyone who cares?
have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

i'm looking for a light and for a home
wishing there was someone i could talk to
but still i see no answer
all i mean is that i'm all alone
i'm sure that anyone will do
no it, no him, no her

have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

so...

i'm looking to the right and to the left
searching each and every direction
what am i gonna find there?
looking in the east and in the west
open to all suggestions
is there anyone out there?

have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

have you ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?
ever met a day when it seems like
no one wants to know ya?

Ever Met A Day by Death Menace March 17, 2023

Pull a "How I Met Your Mother" 

Verb; meaning to build up storylines in a work of fiction and lull people into believing that there is a safe, happy ending for all coming - until the finale, when the authors write an ending that is shocking, painful, and undoes every bit of character development and growth that had occurred within the entirety of that work of fiction.

I don't know why we're all still following Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice And Fire. You know damn well GRRM's going to Pull A "How I Met Your Mother" and completely fuck everybody over.

Pull a "How I Met Your Mother" by InsertWittyUsername May 23, 2014

Growing a metal 

Getting a boner but some retards think it means getting a chain

Person 1:Dude I’m growing a metal
Person 2:You’re getting a chain
Person 1: No I have a boner

Growing a metal by Crazeesnake June 24, 2019

Pulling a Mete 

When you have too many backup crushes and end up messing things up with all of them.

Bob - So I like this one girl, but I don't know if she likes me, so I also like 3 other girls.
Bill - Be careful, you might end up pulling a Mete!
Bob - No, you're wrong! I am going to do this plan and not fail!

*1 day later*

Bob - Dang, I messed things up with all of my crushes!
Bill - Told you so! You pulled a Mete.

Pulling a Mete by milesman34 April 19, 2020

Pop a metal 

To get a boner so hard it hurts.

Dude, that chick was so hot, she made me pop a metal.

Pop a metal by Dark Soul X March 31, 2009