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a kim kardashian 

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When you have been dating for 72 days
Joe: How have you two been dating?
Jim: For a kim kardashian
Joe: lol a what?
Jim: a kim kardashian is 72, like her marriage.
a kim kardashian by JoeShome November 6, 2011
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pulling a Kim Kardashian 

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The act of not showering but dressing up as if you did.
I didnt't have time to shower today, so I'm pulling a Kim Kardashian.
pulling a Kim Kardashian by Rey87 April 2, 2017
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took a kim kardashian 

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When you take a nasty smelly shit in the shared office bathroom that you have to spray the cheap smelling Kim Kardashian spray to cover up the scent.
Man, that Mexican food at lunch was brutal, I just took a Kim Kardashian!
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briefcake 

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A handsome male lawyer.
"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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