A GIRLFRIEND
A GIRLFRIEND by Pussylicker1889 November 30, 2018
Words you can keep
A girlfriend
A girlfriend by TheAuthenticRay April 5, 2021
A girlfriend
A girlfriend by The new nuts July 31, 2022
get leo a girlfriend day
get leo a girlfriend day by You know who put this 123 November 18, 2019
I had a girlfriend like that once
A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...
Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...
Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...
I had a girlfriend like that once by Jeff Zuckerman April 22, 2008
he has a girlfriend
What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.
Usually is false.
Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?
Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.
Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.
he has a girlfriend by DiamondHead October 4, 2008
I have a girlfriend
I have a girlfriend by BasicAsian September 21, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026