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A Fuck Up 

Someone who can't help but to fuck up whether they are natural at it or just an ass. Sometimes it's unsuspecting. It also can just be someone who fucks up by saying the wrong thing. A Fuck Up can either be a good person who is pretty damn accident prone by default or just a dipshit.
The following is A Fuck Up who says stupid things:
Donna: I love you.
Eric: I love... cake.
A Fuck Up by AP Fuck Up April 15, 2009
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A fuck up 

1. When someone makes a situation so bad that it cannot be fixed.
Mom: Why did you do that. Like that’s my phone and you threw against a rock?!
Son: whelp you did a fuck up.
Dad: Yes I did
A fuck up by kkiiddoo August 4, 2020

a big fuck up 

You
Person 1: your a big fuck up
Justin Bieber: no I’m not!
a big fuck up by ImBehindU June 3, 2021

fuck up a bag

To run through money, spend a lot of money.
Let’s fuck up a bag today? I’m trying to fuck up a bag
fuck up a bag by Moët Mills November 17, 2017

he would fuck up a wet dream 

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.
Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.
That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

Go fuck up a flagpole 

1. An expression of anger, dirrected at someone you're pissed off at, or any blathering dumbass that keeps talking and can't take a hint.
Annoying fucktard: What did you get on that test today, I got a 95% and...

Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!
Go fuck up a flagpole by 13stewda September 20, 2009
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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