A Fiona

A gorgeous and funny person who somebody would love to be with. A FIona is someone who is perfect but unavailable. A Fiona is generally a sexy and amazing species of a human being. Somebody to be jealous much of.

'I wish I could have A Fiona'

'A Fiona is all I want'

by Jealous much? July 1, 2014

I am not a financial advisor

A term used by degenerates who want the credibility and reputation of an actual financial advisor but don't want the accountability and liability that comes along with it. Mainly used by room temperature IQ individuals on TikTok, Youtube, Twitter, etc under the age 21 who probably don't even have a degree, CFA, or any knowledge about basic economics yet feel the need to give financial advice.

You can find them on social media using terms like #ToTheMoon #Stonks #DiamondHands and bandwagoning the latest hype stock or meme crypto and then never to be seen again until another hype stock is talked about by the masses as they don't know anything else about the financial world other than riding the current trend.

They are somewhat related to furus (fake gurus) who want to sell you $1000 courses on stock market education you could probably find on the internet with a few minutes of research. These wannabe financial advisors love to talk about meme stocks and cryptos as well as telling people to #BuyTheDip or #HODL #DoNotSell while still putting in their disclaimer "All posts are opinions and I do not give buy, hold, or sell recommendations."

The problem with these fake advisors is that they think saying they aren't financial advisors creates a loophole where they can't be held liable for their advice. This is literally the same concept as using copyrighted material and saying "No copyright infringement intended" which completely contradicts their statement.

Actual financial advisor: I use highly complex algorithms and statistical modeling to determine accurate probabilities on my investments and can show you that investing in the S&P500 index has proven to give around a 10% return for the past 10 years

Wannabe financial advisor: stonks go brrr, doge to the moon, buy the dip guys, apes strong together *loses life savings after yoloing it on 0 day expiration options*

Actual financial advisor: This person definitely has "I am not a financial advisor" in their bio

by Mediocre Quant June 17, 2021

A Final Fantasy

An act where a hospital hires a whore for a dying patient for 3 hours. No more, no less.

Mrs. Ramsey only had 3 days to live, so Suburban General Hospital granted her a final fantasy.

by Nick December 20, 2004

Take a Finan

When you arrive somewhere and immediately head to the toilet to drop a "load".

Did that guy just punch in and take a finan?

by AncietoPedro May 6, 2011

A Final Destination

A final destination means a small accident that causes an injury or death, sometimes multiple.

“Man I just witnessed a final destination! I was cleaning the table in the kitchen and I drop a small piece of paper on the floor, of course I think nothing of it but then my brother walks in the kitchen and trips on the piece of paper falling face first! He got a bloody nose!”

by Waffel31 October 29, 2020

Making a financial gain

when you make a financial gain you make money or accrue valuable things by fair means or foul.

Some girls are always on the qui vive for making a financial gain out of every date possible.

Similar usage: Make a political gain

by Zami Karzai September 9, 2018

finagle a bagel

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.

Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible

by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015