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Pull a Baldwin 

Verb: To act like you have a huge bank account when in reality you are dependent on someone else to pay your bills; to be completely insolvent in business matters, claim bankruptcy, and go on vacation, leaving your creditors holding the bill; to have all holdings foreclosed on but rent a house that costs as much as the original mortgage on the foreclosed house; to generally take advantage of anyone and everyone in an effort to make oneself look as good as possible.
"I think I'll pull a Baldwin and go on vacation next week, even though I owe everyone and their mother money."
Pull a Baldwin by karmagalva February 3, 2010

Take a Baldwin 

In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.
Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.
Take a Baldwin by DeenieWeenie February 6, 2015

Doing a Baldwin

To do something dangerous with a firearm or show poor firearm safety.
"James was totally Doing a Baldwin yesterday he flagged me like 3 time"
Doing a Baldwin by Mr_9_Yearold October 27, 2021

A. Michael Baldwin 

A screen actor who, in Phantasm, was quite a lil' minch.
"Did you see A. Michael Baldwin in Phantasm? Man, what a lil' minch."
A. Michael Baldwin by Dan G June 20, 2006

Balding A Nut 

Taking ones razor and shaving a section of your scrotum
Ryan was Balding A Nut one day when his mom Walked in.
Balding A Nut by jewbag/jewiness February 27, 2017

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026