A Asshole

an asshole that is such an asshole that calling him an asshole in the correct grammatical context is a disservice to the word asshole.

"that fucking young republican asshole gave the long speech at the neo-con rally on how being gay is a immoral, 100% choice and punishable by eternal damnation then.... we saw him at the nazi meth dealer's house playing dong-hider with guido-mike's hiv shooter."

"that young republican is A Asshole"

by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008

my dad is a asshole

Your dad sucks
He isn’t just one of those sorta mean dads
No
He’s one of those abusive ones

It can be any abuse

Hell he probably doesn’t even show emotion either

He doesn’t think people who are gay are embarrassements to the world, and transgender are rapist
That blacks are monsters
He loves to drink
He also gives you this fucking creepy ass vibb and likes it when you hug him so you try to fucking avoid him as much as possible

He has like no Hobbies and likes to do chores all day and when you try to help him he refuses but then he says he’s the only god damn person in the house that does what there suppose to
And basically everyone on his side of the family sucks too and get this he doesn’t understand your crippling depression and anxiety because he doesn’t have empathy either
He is atleast one of these

He is just a fucking asshole

Brosicle dude #1 : lmao my dude u want to do some sick fucking moves on our skate boards at the skate park
Brosicle dude #2 : my home slice I can’t my dad is a asshole and broke my fucking skateboard cos I didn’t clean the dishes even tho I offered to but he said no I’m going to do it
Brosicle dude #1 : shit man what a asshole

by RobloxPlayer69420666 November 17, 2018

class a asshole

class a asshole one who is a straight up asshole one who takes being an asshole to the extreme

my ex girlfriend is a class a asshole when she starts she takes being an asshole to the extreme

by bluebear August 15, 2022

Grade A asshole

A person that is very good at being an asshole

Person 1~Damn hes an asshole
Person 2~Hell yea hes a Grade A Asshole
Person 1~Lol

by QveenSapphire May 13, 2016

Ms.malone is a asshole

Ms.malone is a asshole

MS.MALONE IS A ASSHOLE!

by ǝuǝפ November 3, 2023

Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.

That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.

by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017