A - Tosser

someone who tosses off - another name for a Wanker (one who suffers from chronic masturbation)

You Tosser - (You Wanker)
A Tosser - (A Wanker)

by Urbanite September 3, 2005

A - Tosser

a tosser is similar to a wanker, well, its really exactly the same. tossing and wanking are both different words for masterbation. if you dont know what any of those words mean, dont use them.

you're such a tosser jimmy

by king_jimmy September 16, 2005

A - Tosser

as above but more like wanker than dickhead, as the toss in tosser refers to the tossing motion of masterbation (or tossing-off). A tosser is someone who masterbates.

Dave is a tosser, he keeps tossing-off

by tonguestubble September 14, 2005

Heads or tails a tossed coin

The saying "Heads or tails a tossed coin." Is a metaphor for the uncertainties that will come with life.

"Heads or tails a tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life, of course a wise player, always cheats."

by Wearing a chicken mask July 27, 2021

Penis in a toster

"penis in a toster" is a tern for people illegally dealing shrek nudes.

person1: yeah im a penis in a toster
person2: you're what now?
person1: *hides shrek's sexy nudes* nothing, nothing.

by glitchy_box December 2, 2021

Tossed A Whitey

When one pukes uncontrollably after ripping a gravity bong, that was pulled so thick it was white like a cloud.

"Hoover tossed a whitey after Benny pulled one for him."

by Fritz The Kat October 5, 2005

tossed a stinker

In baseball, when a pitcher has an outright horrific performance to the point the home crowd may even be booing their own team. Usually the type of game you will be leaving early -- a stinkfest.

Billy: did you see the game last night bro?
Hubert: dude, Shawn tossed a stinker giving up 9 runs in one inning... it was so bad even our home crowd was booing -- total stinkfest -- embarrassed I was even there bro. Shawn's ERA is ruined for the rest of the season now LMAO

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022