Dick to ass

when at an event that is very crowed, you are forced to stand in an extremely tight configuration. Ususally seen at large gatherings of males.

That concert last night was dick to ass. Even my Dick couldn't breath. So many people

by chest pubes pete October 7, 2011

dick-in-ass

adj. gay, stupid, annoying, pointless, stretching far beyond one's tolerance for the aforementioned things.

I'm tired of that dick-in-ass bitch who thinks he's so flippin' cool.

by outofgas July 17, 2009

dick to ass

a dick in your ass

linda:man jeff realy dick to assed me last night
her mom: isn't that the cats name

by joe is a cutie February 2, 2020

dick in ass

when u but your pp in a butt

i just had fun playing dick in ass

by billybob2323 October 9, 2017

Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

by captainclutch October 22, 2011

Dick in ass

Some gay ass shit

Dick in ass
Put that dick in some ass.

by Fuck me daddy! February 23, 2020

Only Good With a Dick Up Their Ass

A term that refers to those with no intelligence whatsoever. They typically have no use, at times have shitty grades, an IQ of <70. See preppy.

Mark: Dude, that chick Kelly-Anne is only good with a dick up her ass.
Sam: Yeah, she really needs to go to the dermatologist too because her OTC Clearasil isn't working.
Mark: She probably doesn't even know what a dermatologist is.

As we can see, Kelly Anne is a typical person who clearly expresses the term "only good with a dick up their ass"

by ivantehcat November 4, 2007