Yuletide Dick in the Ass

Bad luck around Christmas.

Yo, dude, someone took a dump on your drivers seat. Shoulda locked your doors.

What a yuletide dick in the ass!

by deincredibles December 14, 2010

Dick In My Ass

A carnal craving...

I have a craving for dick in my ass!

by LetherG November 27, 2019

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by bushy! June 8, 2021

Dick Fuck Shit Ass

Dick Fuck Shit And Ass all a man needs

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by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 19, 2021

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When someone makes no sense or you don’t understand what there saying

Her: So one day I was walking down the street in a forest.
Him: I’m done you just said dick up my ass

by Swrl fl January 4, 2019

Dick in Ass

Feeling of oneness.. Achieving self acceptance... Being at peace with ones self

Can also be given as a B-day gift

The feeling you get after a good firm hand shake can be descirbed as DICK IN ASS.....

Hey there Kristen its your birthday?? Well guess what i got you... A firm DICK IN THE ASS

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

Dick in ASS

Expresses amazement to something unexpected, both good and bad.

"Look out for that deer!"
"DICK IN ASS"

"DICK IN ASS... I GOT AN 'A' IN SCIENCE."

by Anonymous May 13, 2004