A dick comparable to a mozzarella cheese stick. They share similar detail including but not limited to height, width, gooey white stuff pouring out. You are ment to put a mozzarella cheese dick in your mouth.
by Masongottits January 13, 2021
by Ravengaspabigdick June 6, 2023
The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.
girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?
girl: no you dick... cheese!!!
boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!
boy: a cock?
girl: no you dick... cheese!!!
boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!
by jigsaw42 July 17, 2012
“I’ve never gotten worse head than when that freaky girl in 11th grade cheese grated me in the back of AP Lit”
by ausdeb June 19, 2021
The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
Tom: "hey did you get cheese tots with Bailey last night?"
Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"
Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"
by elephantjosh October 20, 2015
Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.
TRIGGER WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH OR A KID PLEASE DO NOT SCROLL PAST THIS LINE.
An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.
If you know you know Asian dick cheese…
by V1PACC0UNT October 8, 2023