cheese tots

Dirty sex, including anal and oral sex.

Tom: "hey did you get cheese tots with Bailey last night?"
Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"

by elephantjosh December 12, 2015

cheesy tots

A mouth watering fusion of cheese and tater tots sold at Burger King. They will bring peace to Western civilization.

The girl I was banging couldn't orgasm because she had such a craving for cheesy tots.

by steevo301 June 10, 2008

cheesy tots

a girl that has no home to live in that will fuck you for a cig, blow you for a bed for a night, and flash you for some BK cheesy tots

Man that chick was desperate.

Yeah i think she was cheesy tots.

by Nayrb Avob February 15, 2010

cheesetits

1 - A friendly term between males often used when answering the phone

2 - A nasty thing to call your missus if you want to annoy her but not get in too much trouble, implying she doesnt wash the area under her breasts

not to be confused with chesstits

caller 1 "hello this is caller 1"
caller 2 "alright cheesetits howz it going?"

girl "please can you help me with the housework all you seem to do theses days is drink"

boy "i'd drink a hell of a lot less if you didnt have cheesetits"

by cheesemonkeysnutz August 5, 2006

Cheesetoast

Someone with such embarrassingly cheesy facial features, personality and does such cheesy things like being on stupid TV commercials and says the most cringeworthy things and silly achievements that you just GOTTA come out of nowhere in the night, shoot them in the chest and run off into the darkness and be relieved that you are now "cooler than he".

Origin:

Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.

I hate that little weirdo, he's such a stupid little lame cheesetoast that I hope someone shoots him for it.

by Confuction October 19, 2020

cheesetoes

also know as cheetos; puffy, cheesy snack

"Hold on, I'm gonna get myself some cheesetoes from the kitchen," said Ashley.

by Tammy July 16, 2004

cheesetits

A slut who has breast cancer that eats holes in her tits.

"That bitches cunt droops down to her knees and her cancer ridden tits look like swiss cheese... she should go to the doctor or kill herself or something."

by JayR August 27, 2003