3 definitions by Nigger1912039121

9-11

When George Bush was plotting the attack of 9-11 he did not expect it to become the best holiday.

*September 11th*
Person 1: I love working in the tilted towers
Person 2: hehehehaw imma blow this bitch up
George Bush: nuh uh not yet we have to wait for everyone to go to the top floor of the tilted towers
Person 2: ok yea but kys i want to do it now pretty please
George Bush: nuh uh
Person 2: fine
*5 hours later*
Person 2 & 3: ALLAHU AKBHAR!!!!
*Twin towers explode*
Person 1: Imma jump off the towers family bye
Person 1 family: yay finally dad is gone
George Bush: now i must start a war with Afghanistan or somethin
*Kills binlanden*
Person 4: I love 9-11 it is the best holiday

by Nigger1912039121 July 26, 2023

Ginger

A fucking asshole that has no soul and sends feet pics to everyone who didnt ask and sits on Valorant all day going 3/10 in iron lobbies

Fucking Asshole: I am ginger. Im bad at Valorant
NiggerFaggot: kys fucker

by Nigger1912039121 July 25, 2023

Holiday

A cool thing that people can celebrate cuz they like it

Person 1: I love 9-11
Person 2: FUCK YOU IM COMMITING 9-12
Person 2: *hyjacks plane and flies it into a super target*
Person 3: YAYYY MY GRANDMA FINALLY DIED
Person 1: *hangs himself*
Person 3: commits mass genocide
Person 4: starts western shootout with person 3
Person 3 loses what a prick
Person 4: *shoots himself in the head cuz he a pussy*
Person 5: Christmas is my favorite Holiday

by Nigger1912039121 July 25, 2023