A 9 year old is a wild beast. they can usually be found:
*Infesting Fortnite, trying to get a close-range kill with a sniper rifle.
*On Youtube, making a
5 subscribers
special.
*Playing Minecraft, screaming ear-piercingly loud about how they found diamonds.
*Hiding in Roblox, waiting for someone to come out of the museum in jailbreak.
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Dabbing. this is actually the most common activity of the wily 9 year old.
*Trying to make friends on Animal
jam, unaware that the game would be dead if national geographic didn't sponsor it.