9 of hearts

Used in sports to describe a great move that makes someone else look useless.

Come from the card game 'Euchre' where if spades/clubs are selected as the trump the 9 of hearts becomes a worthless card that can't beat any other card. After the deal, when the trump is selected the dealer may give a card from his hand to another player in exchange for the trump card. If you "give them the ol' 9 of hearts" you've given them something that can't possibly win a hand, a useless card.

Tarasenko sure gave him the 'ol 9 of hearts

9 of hearts by CowFuMasta December 26, 2017

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9 of hearts

something used to describe a filthy move (most likely backhand to forehand) ala Tyler Ennis. Used most frequently (and to this date only) by TSNs worst colour commentator Darren Pang

Gord Miller: "Take it away Panger"
Darren Pang: "Holy Jumpins!, Gave em the ol 9 of hearts.."

9 of hearts by fraz14 July 29, 2012

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9 of Hearts

9 of, 9 of, 9 of, 9 of Hearts!

9 of, 9 of, 9 of 9 of Hearts!

9 of Hearts by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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