9 of hearts

Used in sports to describe a great move that makes someone else look useless.

Come from the card game 'Euchre' where if spades/clubs are selected as the trump the 9 of hearts becomes a worthless card that can't beat any other card. After the deal, when the trump is selected the dealer may give a card from his hand to another player in exchange for the trump card. If you "give them the ol' 9 of hearts" you've given them something that can't possibly win a hand, a useless card.

Tarasenko sure gave him the 'ol 9 of hearts

9 of hearts by CowFuMasta December 26, 2017

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9 of hearts

something used to describe a filthy move (most likely backhand to forehand) ala Tyler Ennis. Used most frequently (and to this date only) by TSNs worst colour commentator Darren Pang

Gord Miller: "Take it away Panger"
Darren Pang: "Holy Jumpins!, Gave em the ol 9 of hearts.."

9 of hearts by fraz14 July 29, 2012

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9 of Hearts

9 of, 9 of, 9 of, 9 of Hearts!

9 of, 9 of, 9 of 9 of Hearts!

9 of Hearts by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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