9 incher

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The name for people on the Internet who claim to have a 9 inch long dick, although all they are looking for is cyber sex and nude pictures. When women ask for their nudes in return, the will most likely say "brb I'll take some" but are actually google searching the following-
"my dick"
"jacking off"
"big cock"

Please note:
Most 9 inchers tend to claim they are between 14-20 years of age.
Studies show 75% are actually over the age of 35.

Anita: I was online yesterday lookin for dick pics, and I went to a chat room and found this guy who sent me some!
Jamie: Oh really? Was he a 9 incher?
Anita: No! Wait... Good question. BRB.
Jamie: K.
*two minutes later*
Anita: GOD DAMMIT!
Jamie: Lmao

9 incher by theinternetisadangerousplace October 8, 2009

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9 incher

What some of us claim to have when flaccid

"Hey did you see Lucas today!

"Yea his 9 incher was bigger than Steves!"

9 incher by ShotTaker9 June 29, 2016

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9 inches

What a man says when hes to embarrassed to say his real size

"How big are you?"

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9 inches by ADemperado January 22, 2009

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Lila's cock (9 inches)

This giant biological marvel baffles scientists worldwide to this day. She is like 5% horse and has about 10% of the world's cock mass. this exceptional specimen has been under research since 1902, when lila's descendants first discovered the prophecy of lila's descent. the horse god in human disguise, a cock that rivals that of a sperm whale. it is hard not to look at her absolute unit of a cock, it is so big that it generates it's own gravitational pull. try not to look directly at it or else there is a high chance of getting blinded. no mortal is capable of looking at it without facing the consequences. to mere mortals, the cock may look as bright as 1000000000 suns. #9inchcock

Lila's cock (9 inches) is scaring the children !
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Someone who lasts 30 seconds and blows there load.

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

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