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9-volt click 

While performing cunilingus you dab a 9-volt battery on the clitoris as the woman is having an orgasm.
Yo, Jimmy joined the 9-volt click last night, and he said his woman went wild while doing it.
9-volt click by Digitalcandy October 31, 2008
An annoying SJW autist with a Koopa avatar who trolls gamers on Twitter, making intelligent remarks as "heh gamers" and "games aren't art", among other observations. He is fond of screencapping tweets out of context to make all gamers (especially GamerGate supporters) to make it appear that they're all sexist assholes.

Like other internet goons, 9_volt is a gigantic whiteknight for feminist frauds like Anita Sarkeesian, Brianna Wu and Zoe Quinn. He is also an Xbot who owns, among other things, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 and Call of Duty: Ghosts.
"If you see a turtle avatar on Twitter making condescending remarks about gamers, you've been visited by 9_volt88!"
Another word for a vagina. The word derives from the acidic sting you feel when putting your tongue on a 9-volt battery. There is a somewhat acidic "sting" felt on your tongue when placed on a vagina because of the acidic environment (low pH).
For example: I went down on her 9 volt; Battery acid is leaking from her 9 volt;
9 volt by romracer March 3, 2010

9-volt Shocker 

The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).
I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.
9-volt Shocker by Big Jim 624 September 14, 2007

9 volting 

Licking of the anus.

It's like licking a 9 volt battery, you know you shouldn't do it but you do it anyway...
You 9 volt your girlfriend.

You lick the ring hole - 9 volting.

As a payout: gary 9 volts joe - he is a 9 volter.
9 volting by cotdayum July 4, 2011

9-volter 

When going down on someone for oralsex and noticing they'e in bad need of a wash. You jump back like you've just put a battery on your tongue!
"It was stinking I was like, aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh 9-Volter!"
9-volter by ThomASS June 17, 2003