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8 ball of life 

An idiom used to except the randomness of life or the chances you take in it.
Wake up and a hooker has stolen your laundry. That's the 8 ball of life.
8 ball of life by Modified3 August 17, 2010
8 Ball is an eighth of an once (3,544mg or 3.6g) of speed, which is usually amphetamine or ethylamphetamine, but not methamphetamine. It can also refer to an 8th of an MAOI, such as D,L-Deprenyl, DL-Nordeprenyl, or D,L-Ethylnordeprenyl.
Fernando: Can I get an 8 ball.

Dealer: Speed or MAOI.

Fernando: Speed!

Here's an 8 ball.

*Hands Fernando an 8 Ball. (Product First)
Dealer: That would be $50.

Fernando: Here you go.

*hands Dealer $50.

Later.

*Fernando sniffs some of the 8 ball after measuring it on a scale. Trying 25mg.

*He cleans his room, does homework, then talks a lot to his friends.
8 Ball by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022

8 ball piss

An extra long piss after drinking large quantities of malt liquor.
"Damn man, you just pissed for like a minute."

"Yeah, it was an 8 ball piss. I drank 2 forties of OE."
8 ball piss by Jimboslice1976 October 28, 2013
More specifically for 3.5 grams of cocaine
8 ball by Anonymous January 18, 2003

8 ball jacket 

Dope jacket worn by dope people with that dope. Don't mess with someone wearing this, you might get slapped. Came out in 1990 , vintage.
Yo is that an 8 Ball jacket?!?!?!?? , Them joints are classic dope boy jackets

Magic 8 Ball 

The magic 8 ball is a sphere shaped contraption that has a many sided die in the center which gives answers to many yes or no questions. Inside the Magic 8 Ball is a liquid, which contains a lost soul. This soul is what tells the die what answer to give you.
~Ask the magic 8 ball if we will win our soccer game tonight.
-It says, "My signs point to yes."
Magic 8 Ball by StefenVenn November 5, 2006