8 9

it comes after 6,7.... 8,9 #poggers #W #89isbtterthan67 #derp #noob

one two three four five six seven EIGHT (8) NINE (9) 8 9

8 9 by meowmeowmeow89 January 5, 2026

8-9:30 Girl 

A particular type of girl who will drive upwards of 15 min to your house to have sex with you once a week from 8-9:30pm. She is allowed to visit other times only if she is bringing food. She cannot enter the house though. She is not your girlfriend.

Guy 1: Is that your girlfriend upstairs?
Guy 2: No, she's my 8-9:30 girl.

Guy 1: Do you have plans tonight?
Guy 2: No, my 8-9:30 girl is just going to drop off some lobster.

8-9:30 Girl by TwinKss September 9, 2009

8 /9:3 607 

'8 /9:3 697' is the 'I love you' phrase in the other section of the keyboard.

> ){:| ]{< also works as it's just holding the letters down in order to get the other thing used in that spot. You hold the button and then it has the other thing in that place.

8 /9:3 607 is I love you in the '?123' category.

8 /9:3 607 by Moth-er-fudge-r-man July 21, 2023

8 9 10 Rule 

Standard calling etiquette needed for morons who would otherwise call people at any hour of the day. Monday - Friday you don’t call someone before 8am, Saturday before 9am, or Sunday before 10am.

Bob was awakened by his cell phone ringing at 6:43am. It was his drunk buddy Dale returning Bob’s call from yesterday. Clearly Dale needed to enroll at phone etiquette school to understand the 8 9 10 rule.

8 9 10 Rule by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023

8/9/10 Battle 

A form of competitive gooning, edging, or mutual masterbation between 2 competitors. The rules are generally as follows: Each player starts with a pool of hit points. Then a category is chosen. The athletes then take turns sending one another material, usually images that match the category with the intent of sexually arousing their opponent. The opponent then rates the image on a scale of 1-10 in terms of how much the image sexually arouses them. The number the gooner rates the image is subtracted from the gooner's overall hit points. Both competitors must be edging the whole time. If one of these athletes rates an image either an 8, 9, or 10, in addition to losing the hit points, the gooner is punished typically in the form of a publicly humiliating act, usually in a dedicated humiliation punishment discord channel. The battle ends when someone either runs out of hit points, or is brought to premature orgasm, and the loser is subject to a particularly bad humiliation punishment agreed to at the beginning of the 8/9/10 battle. The 8/9/10 battle requires honesty about your arousal and due to the fear of lying, alternate rules that include a third party judge to rate the images can be used.

Hey Greg, I challenge you to an 8/9/10 battle, the category is frames from the Ghostbusters franchise.

8/9/10 Battle by ScoobyDooFan420 May 30, 2025

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop[{]}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/? 

You are extremely bored and decided to type out all the characters on the keyboard.

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop[{]}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/? by Quirty uwo Paz’s April 16, 2020

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/??/>.<,MmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}]{[PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` 

You are not human. Absolutely no fucking way. If you are, then you are probably dead of boredom by typing this in. If you are alive, however, please consider going outside. It's a nice experience, I promise.

Bob: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/??/>.<,MmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}]{PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@[2!1~`
Alice: *Walks away in disappointment in what Bob has accomplished*

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/??/>.<,MmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}]{[PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` by Kugeln March 29, 2019