7 inches

Bigger than average.

Congrats.

"I am dead."
"At least your dick is bigger than average."
"But... I'm fucking dead."
"7 inches is pretty good."

7 inches by Cody_Nara January 9, 2017

7 inches

The most common size of the male organ.

She wants my 7 inches in her mouth.

7 inches by Filipp October 26, 2008

7.4 inches 

The length Laurenz claims his tool is.

"I've got 7.4 inches."

7.4 inches by Timo Teo November 4, 2008

7 incher 

A dick that will please a girl even when she is mad at you

Madeline-Fuck off I hate you

Johnny-I’ll give you my 7 Incher
Madeline-I’ll ride you all night baby

7 incher by Silu wamba June 9, 2021

7 1/2 incher 

The penis size of a sexy beast....in other words, the perfect size !

Rj Card: "Technically, I'm a 7 1/2 incher..."

7 1/2 incher by SexxyyKittyy(; November 29, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020