A six legged insect called the "tall", that usually has eight feet. Found predominatly in N. Africa.
Steve Irwin: I found a nest of talls, and look at this beauty right 'ere, a six feet tall! These are really rare down under, they tend to live in north africa.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).