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5th October 

the day where the biggest faggots are born
omg i’m so happy i’m not born on the 5th October because i Don’t want to be a fag
5th October by obaofv August 3, 2021

October 5th 

People born on this day are lucky, for they are born on grab ass day. They are sexy beasts and most likely super tall and buff. If you date someone born on October 5th, dont lose them, they will get their revenge!
"Man, hes hot. I heard he was born on October 5th."
October 5th by Noodle hands October 16, 2019

October 5th 

October 5th is the best day of the year. The greatest human being I've ever known was born today. She's beautiful, she's kind and she's absolutely brilliant. She's the most supportive person in the world and I absolutely cannot get through my life without her. I love her so much, I would die for her. I hope she has a great birthday and I know everything in her life is going to go great, especially her chinese assignment <3
Person 1: October 5th is amazing yeah?
Me: Yeah, she was born today.

Person 1: Awesome!
October 5th by Dave_Davis October 4, 2021

October 5th 

National Grab Ass Day!
Hey alex it’s october 5th let me grab that ass
October 5th by Nehdjes October 4, 2018

October 5th 

National girlfriends day is a day for your girlfriend so shower her with love and lots of hugs and kisses!! October 5th!
Boy 1: Bro girl get your girl a gift!
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: It’s October 5th national girlfriend’s day!
October 5th by yxung_nxgga.wrld October 3, 2021

October 5th 

The day when you ask out your crush with out any hesitation or being nervous at all believe me I asked out my crush out on October 5th and we’ve been happy ever since
Daniel don’t worry it’s October 5th

Okay what about it

It’s the day you don’t have any hesitation or being nervous to ask out your crush

Really?

Yes Daniel

So go out there and ask out your one and only
October 5th by Thicccckkkkk boi October 22, 2019