5th October

Name: 5th October Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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Michael Jackson fan day. A day to celebrate being an MJ fan.

Hey guys, it's the 5th October! Did you hear it's Michael Jackson fan day today?

5th October by AntiWeeb August 28, 2021

Words you can keep

5th October

the day where the biggest faggots are born

omg i’m so happy i’m not born on the 5th October because i Don’t want to be a fag

5th October by obaofv August 3, 2021

October 5th

People born on this day are lucky, for they are born on grab ass day. They are sexy beasts and most likely super tall and buff. If you date someone born on October 5th, dont lose them, they will get their revenge!

"Man, hes hot. I heard he was born on October 5th."

October 5th by Noodle hands October 16, 2019

October 5th

October 5th is the best day of the year. The greatest human being I've ever known was born today. She's beautiful, she's kind and she's absolutely brilliant. She's the most supportive person in the world and I absolutely cannot get through my life without her. I love her so much, I would die for her. I hope she has a great birthday and I know everything in her life is going to go great, especially her chinese assignment <3

Person 1: October 5th is amazing yeah?
Me: Yeah, she was born today.

Person 1: Awesome!

October 5th by Dave_Davis October 4, 2021

October 5th

National Grab Ass Day!

Hey alex it’s october 5th let me grab that ass

October 5th by Nehdjes October 4, 2018

October 5th

National girlfriends day is a day for your girlfriend so shower her with love and lots of hugs and kisses!! October 5th!

Boy 1: Bro girl get your girl a gift!
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: It’s October 5th national girlfriend’s day!

October 5th by yxung_nxgga.wrld October 3, 2021

October 5th

The day when you ask out your crush with out any hesitation or being nervous at all believe me I asked out my crush out on October 5th and we’ve been happy ever since

Daniel don’t worry it’s October 5th

Okay what about it

It’s the day you don’t have any hesitation or being nervous to ask out your crush

Really?

Yes Daniel

So go out there and ask out your one and only

October 5th by Thicccckkkkk boi October 22, 2019

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026