539er

Jew (see the telephone dial)

That 539er left no tip!

by Mel Gibson August 21, 2007

1:59er

Any chick that that you try to pickup at 1:59 as the bar closes. Generally they are a not the best looking girls but will do as a last resort.

Oh shit look at that drunk girl over there... Yea she's a 1:59er for sure!

by brianbigb03 February 26, 2013

Ol '59er

The Wish equivalent of 69. Partners knaw unsatifyingly at each other's knees through jeans.

"I'm thinking of breaking up with Daryl. We've been dating 2 months and all I've gotten is an Ol '59er. My jeans have a hole and my gums are bleeding."

by McPirate May 16, 2021