Definitions by McPirate

Ol '59er 

The Wish equivalent of 69. Partners knaw unsatifyingly at each other's knees through jeans.

"I'm thinking of breaking up with Daryl. We've been dating 2 months and all I've gotten is an Ol '59er. My jeans have a hole and my gums are bleeding."

Ol '59er by McPirate May 16, 2021