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a perfectly fine amount for a male to have. Do not be discouraged when woman laugh at your size as they do not even have 1 inch to start with.
Man, i whipped it out and she started laughing at my '5 Inches'.
5 Inches by RealNiggaAndar June 11, 2018
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is enough bb... LMAO
Guy: Yo, my **** is 5 inches!
Girl: That's fine baby!
5 inches by emmy_exe November 2, 2020
When you start thinking about that girl called Samantha you grow five more inches not in height
Guy I started thinking about Samantha and I just grew 5 inches

Cool... walks away
5 inches is not long enough
5 inches si not enough for me
5 inches by si papi daddy January 18, 2021

.5 inches 

When your guy bestfriend makes a joke about his small peen but it’s true :(
mike jackson: yeah bitch my dick is .5 inches

me: haha small ass.
.5 inches by eatmyassrachel May 25, 2019

5.5 inches 

average penis girth by end of high school
size matters: 5.5 inches girth, 7.5 inches long, and as hard as possible. A long thick dick is no good if it's bendy

5.9 Inches in 30 seconds 

Someone who lasts 30 seconds and blows there load.
5.9 Inches in 30 seconds by Al Sahir September 30, 2016
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