When a person only needs 5 minutes to give a job of an kind, have sex, or have an orgasm in general.
I can not believe Kiera was a 5 minute friend in the bathroom.
Thumbaleena is the 5 minute friend of the century.
Thumbaleena is the 5 minute friend of the century.
by Crippler8 February 24, 2008
Refers to the unexpected hammer of highness that drops on your dome after smoking some surprisingly dank weed.
"Hmm. I don't know, dude. I feel like there's something weird about this bud. I just don't feel...."
"Hopefully the 5 minute effect kicks in, or we're going to have to get a refund or some shit."
"Hopefully the 5 minute effect kicks in, or we're going to have to get a refund or some shit."
by Q&P November 5, 2010
The 5 minute rule is a term used usually by overtly cocky men to explain how they can make a woman orgasm in under 5 minutes by going down on them.
This 5 minute rule is usually used along with bets made from both parties. These bets are almost 100% of the time won by the woman, because their male partners are just so ridiculously wrong.
On rare occasion though, some woman will feel the benefits of the 5 minute rule.
This term is also commonly used in text messages like the following:
"5 in 3 minutes. Bathroom. Be there"
This 5 minute rule is usually used along with bets made from both parties. These bets are almost 100% of the time won by the woman, because their male partners are just so ridiculously wrong.
On rare occasion though, some woman will feel the benefits of the 5 minute rule.
This term is also commonly used in text messages like the following:
"5 in 3 minutes. Bathroom. Be there"
"oh look at that, it's the 5th day of the 5th month. the 5 minute rule is about to be put to use. Get ready."
by Get it. May 7, 2009
the art of going at it after one person announces that time is up in 5 minutes. usually results in heavy petting, nakedness, and possible orgasm by one or both participants.
Ronny attacked Tony's penis once he announced that they had 5 minutes left until they had to get back to work. about 10 minutes later, Tony's fingers were deep inside Ronny as she stroked him to completion.
by Poppy Greg July 24, 2006
The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.
by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2023
Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.
by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021
Someone who is on your list, for you to rock their world in 5 min or less depending on how long it takes
by billthekid December 21, 2008