3-5 Business Days 

Commonly used phrase in Hypixel and Hypixel-related communities to represent something having an undetermined amount of time, that's likely to almost never happen or take a very long time.

It is said to have originated from the "Wizard Tower" of Hypixel SkyBlock where the NPC there has been replying with the dialogue: "Hmm...something appears to be broken. Give me 3-5 business days to fix!" for the past ~2.5 years and counting.

Friend: "When is x coming out?"
Me: "3-5 Business Days"

3-5 Business Days by Melancholy Cloud September 1, 2021

3-5 Business Days 

1471 days. That's how many days it took for the Rift update to come out in Hypixel Skyblock, which was said to be released 3-5 Business Days after the game's creation.

Friend 1: She bad asf.
Friend 2: What the fuck? She's only 3-5 Business Days old!

3-5 Business Days by aggressivenooby October 8, 2023

3 to 5 Business days 

That's how long it takes for your friend to respond

"Jane usually responds within 3 to 5 Business days but it could be even later in certain circumstances"

3 to 5 Business days by Dev1325 August 7, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022