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3 foot ladder

Oh honey I only have a 3 foot ladder I can’t reach your high horse today
3 foot ladder by T/Roy April 30, 2020
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3-Foot Newt 

A milder euphemism to the infamous transexual hentai known as futanari. It is mainly used as an insult to the hentai.
"That video I saw was a 3-Foot Newt, and it was lame!"

The 3 Foot Nipper 

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you throat punch her and donkey punch her in the face and then scream THE 3 FOOT NIPPER!!!
He just gave his old lady the 3 Foot nipper.
The 3 Foot Nipper by cyco December 31, 2014

3 footer 

a bong that's three feet tall.
damn i got so blowed off
this 3 footer last night.
3 footer by tinyy. October 24, 2008
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026