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29 Palms 

A small town in the middle of the Mojave Desert. More Desert Yeti and Mingers per capita than any city in America. If traveling in this region carry bologna. It is the only known substance more enticing to these creatures than the human male.
Male 1: Man, I stopped off in a bar in 29 Palms last night and was nearly accosted by Desert Yeti. Oh shit! Here they come again!
Male 2: Quick man, throw the bologna!
Male 1: Run!!!
29 Palms by Undertow November 10, 2004
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29 Palms 

A small town in the Mojave Dessert with a U.S Marine base.
Most reefer to the town and the base as "hell" because of the heat in the summer and it being so boring there.
Marine 1: "Dude i got stationed in 29 Palms!"
Marine 2: " Good luck in hell."
29 Palms by Anna Herrick March 12, 2008

Twentynine palms (29) 

A place that has 70% Marines 20% crack heads and 10% civilians in which everywhere within a 1 mile radius has a barber shop at every turn. While on base if you don’t smell the winds of shit from lake bandini going all across base are you really in twentynine? Doing a CFT at del Val while breathing in the freedom of shit water is a must. Oh I can’t forget to mention that the POWER GOES OUT almost every day and will turn on 5 or 6 times for 30 seconds just to mess with you. I mean come on even on thanksgiving the power stayed out all day. I’m not even gonna get into the dependas cheating left and right. If you know you know. If you ever end up here god speed brother.
Jodi: hey man I just got my orders to TWENTYNINE PALMS (29)
Me: LMAO welcome to the shit nest shit bird
Jodi: why do you say that
Me: once you smell the winds of shit you’ll know
Twentynine palms (29) by Shitbirds October 25, 2020
1. The END of The LINE
2. A city in the Hi-desert where the largest MCAGCC (Marine Corp Air Ground Combat Center), aka: BASE is located on the north side. And, the Joshua Tree National Park borders on the south side.
3. Temperatures range from bone chilling and dry 30° F in winter, to heat stroke hot 120° in summer, which is tolerable as long as there's no humidity.
4. A city that is more like a town with no personality. Population is approximately 35,000 now (including Base residents). Approx. 15,000 civilians: In 1988, the pop. was only 1,200 civilians.
5. Has 1 full service grocery store, Stater Bros, and lots of liquor stores, tattoo shops, barbershops, fast food and small businesses, not much entertainment, but there's actually a fucking casino out here.
6. Very Spooky at night; the whole town is ghostly haunted, and some believe there's aliens living in the mountains nearby bcuz of unexplained hovering objects, lights, sounds and actions witnessed late at night.

7. There's a lot of wild life, rocks & gems, cactus, palm trees and sand Everywhere. It's so peaceful quiet most times, a far from L.A.s loud madness. The dust here is golden brown. The dust in L.A. is greasy black.
8. It's the kind of place you will love and hate equally. It's so boring that doing yardwork is a welcome form of entertainment.

9. Houses and land lots are very affordable. But like Tijuana, DON'T DRINK THE WATER!! And beware of the people trolling the streets.
Where in the world is 29Palms?? Ten miles from water and 2 feet from Hell.
29Palms by DeepThrowWitDancer March 17, 2022
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