Mom: What's ya readin'?
Me: Nothing actually, this stupid Dickens novel is still describing the wart on the bad guy's nose and I'm already on page 25.
Brother: Yeah, put that piece of pretentious shit down NAO! It has failed the 25 page test.
Me: Nothing actually, this stupid Dickens novel is still describing the wart on the bad guy's nose and I'm already on page 25.
Brother: Yeah, put that piece of pretentious shit down NAO! It has failed the 25 page test.
by BMDC September 15, 2010