The day where if you simp on someone whos name begins with j g r k l or m you have to ask yhem out or explain how much they mean to you
"Hey uhhm ye ok liz? I wanna ask you something"
"Ye whats up dan?"
"So you know how its 23rd jan would you idk wanna go out sometime"
"uhh fine bc its 23rd jan and just dont be boasting bc idk if i like you , you seem sweet so ok
"Ye whats up dan?"
"So you know how its 23rd jan would you idk wanna go out sometime"
"uhh fine bc its 23rd jan and just dont be boasting bc idk if i like you , you seem sweet so ok
by Not_drunk74 January 22, 2021
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Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!
Him: Dude where were you yesterday?
Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.
Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf
Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.
Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf
by Vampirecfl January 23, 2026
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