23rd jan

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The day where if you simp on someone whos name begins with j g r k l or m you have to ask yhem out or explain how much they mean to you

"Hey uhhm ye ok liz? I wanna ask you something"
"Ye whats up dan?"
"So you know how its 23rd jan would you idk wanna go out sometime"
"uhh fine bc its 23rd jan and just dont be boasting bc idk if i like you , you seem sweet so ok

23rd jan by Not_drunk74 January 22, 2021

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National Milking Day (Jan 23rd)

It’s national milking day! Grab your significant other or a friend and let them know you’d love to drain them empty or be drained empty today!

Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!

Him: Dude where were you yesterday?

Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.

Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf

National Milking Day (Jan 23rd) by Vampirecfl January 23, 2026

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23rd of January

The day you meet a beautiful woman whose name starts with M and then everyday after that, everything finally made sense.

“i adore you so much Megan”

“since the 23rd of January

23rd of January by 23sm23 June 20, 2023

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January 23rd

National give a girl your hoodie in exchange for her scrunchie day.

National give a guy your scrunchi in exchange for their hoodie day

Hey it’s January 23rd give me your hoodie here’s my scrunchie

January 23rd by Hailey2paris January 22, 2020

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January 23rd

NATIONAL BAD BITCH DAY

Omg it’s January 23rd let’s go cray cray

January 23rd by Bratz October 15, 2019

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January 23rd

If your born on this day you have unlimited nuts for no nut November

Yo dude did u fail no nut November nahhh man i was born on January 23rd🤟🤟

January 23rd by Sc:flamingolife69 November 3, 2019

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January 23rd

The perfect day for all a boyfriend to deliver the very best head to their precious significant other

"Oh, its January 23rd, I should probably get home to the missus to celebrate by going down hard on her"

January 23rd by onebigspectacularmesso November 28, 2019

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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