23rd jan

The day where if you simp on someone whos name begins with j g r k l or m you have to ask yhem out or explain how much they mean to you

"Hey uhhm ye ok liz? I wanna ask you something"
"Ye whats up dan?"
"So you know how its 23rd jan would you idk wanna go out sometime"
"uhh fine bc its 23rd jan and just dont be boasting bc idk if i like you , you seem sweet so ok

by Not_drunk74 January 22, 2021

National Milking Day (Jan 23rd)

It’s national milking day! Grab your significant other or a friend and let them know you’d love to drain them empty or be drained empty today!

Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!

Him: Dude where were you yesterday?

Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.

Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf

by Vampirecfl January 23, 2026

23rd of January

The day you meet a beautiful woman whose name starts with M and then everyday after that, everything finally made sense.

“i adore you so much Megan”

“since the 23rd of January

by 23sm23 June 20, 2023

January 23rd

National give a girl your hoodie in exchange for her scrunchie day.

National give a guy your scrunchi in exchange for their hoodie day

Hey it’s January 23rd give me your hoodie here’s my scrunchie

by Hailey2paris January 22, 2020

January 23rd

NATIONAL BAD BITCH DAY

Omg it’s January 23rd let’s go cray cray

by Bratz October 15, 2019

January 23rd

If your born on this day you have unlimited nuts for no nut November

Yo dude did u fail no nut November nahhh man i was born on January 23rd🤟🤟

by Sc:flamingolife69 November 3, 2019

January 23rd

The perfect day for all a boyfriend to deliver the very best head to their precious significant other

"Oh, its January 23rd, I should probably get home to the missus to celebrate by going down hard on her"

by onebigspectacularmesso November 28, 2019