According to South Park, it takes 22.3 years (or 8145 days for a more precise measurement) for a tragedy to become funny. For example, if something bad happened on the 14th of March, 2018, it would become funny on the 1st of July, 2040, which is 22.3 years after the 14th of March, 2018.
Person 1: Hey, how long does it take for a tragedy to become funny?
Person 2: 22.3 years.
Person 1: Alright, looks like there's 9 months and 23 days to go.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"