2016 World Series 

Something that Cubs fans won’t shut the fuck up about. This was a matchup between the Cleveland Indians and the Chicago Cubs. The only reason the cubs won is because of the Indians choke job, they blew a 3-1 lead.

This wasn’t a series Chicago wasn’t supposed to win, hell even make it a 6 game series. But do to Cleveland’s choke job the let the Cubs win even though they were basically being handed the win.

Dodgers fan: this is our year to win it all.

Cubs fan: hah good luck with that, we’re winning again just like 2016.

Dodgers fan: you weren’t even supposed to win it.

Cubs fan: but we did so it counts!

Astros, Yankees, twins, and Red Sox fans: good luck with that.

Twins fans: I need my World Series win!

Rays fans: hey don’t forget us!

Indians fans: sigh 2016 World Series was our chance, and we blew it. We’re not competitive anymore as it seems.

2016 World Series by Tropicalfire June 16, 2019

World Series 2016

World Series 2016 is the 113th World Series between the Chicago Cubs and the Cleveland Indians, which contains INSANE mood swings and CRAZY thoughts given to both, Indians and Cubs fans. Game 4 of the series is the game when the Indians STOMPED the cubs, but then in game 7, the Cubs got revenge and stomped them in the series, and stopped the longest drought in baseball; which lasted 108 years.

Johnny - "So Bryan, you are a Cubs fan, right?"

Bryan - "Hell Yes!"

Johnny - "How did you feel during this World Series 2016?

Bryan - "That World Series took a shit on my face that was filled with SOOO much emotions that I've never felt before."

World Series 2016 by Mr. Cubs January 2, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016