A rule used by school fuckboys explaining how you can leave a classroom if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes. The rule is obviously untrue.
Fuckboy: Hey guys, have you heard of the 15 Minute Rule?
Everyone else: No.
Fuckboy: You know, if the teacher doesn't show up in 15 minutes we can leave the classroom.
*INCREDIBLY LOUD SIGHING*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!