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May 12th 

The swaggiest day of the year, only the elite of the elite are born in this day. Their swag level is ridiculously high.
Oh it’s your birthday on May 12th?
YES! I’m the swaggiest person ever!
May 12th by imaswaggycarrot October 29, 2019

May 12th 

May 12th is national sleep upside down day
May 12th
May 12th by Kwoozi January 15, 2020

May 12th 

Eli: Guess what day it is!
Girl: it's May 12th, is it important?
Eli: it's only the national day to kiss me!
Girl:Well if you insist!
May 12th by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022

12th of may 

12th of may wow what a shite day to be born people with the biggest dicks are born on this day only people born on this day can gobble down a pack of grapes in a second
I’m born on the 12th of may- ewww you have a big Willy
12th of may by Smellyballbag723 December 29, 2021

May 12th 

Only people born on this day have the cocks and or tits
Damn this guy was born on May 12th so it must be true that his cock is 12 inches
I mean she was born May 12th so that explains why her tits are so big
May 12th by 1M W13RD September 3, 2020

May 12th 

A day 3 kids got caught skipping school and acknowledged it but got caught by a bald head guy who was a army instructor
"hey bro remeber may 12th"
"haha yes"
May 12th by Rymyiah May 10, 2019