12:15, or 12:15 tits are tits that have nipples facing in different directions
It is referred to as 12:15 because the tits that inspired the term had one nipple that pointed up and one to the side, giving the impression that the nipples were like the little hands from a clock, and if it was a clock, it would read 12:15
Dude: Check out those tits. *Shudders* Those are some deformed ass 12:15's
Bro: Nah one of them is pointing up and the other is pointing down, that technically a 12:30
An exclamation. 12:15 is the ultimate argument-ender, however it only works if both "ya face" and "ya mum" have been mentioned in the argument.
exception: Saying 12:15 to someone at exactly a quarter-past noon/midnight grants you instant victory before an argument has even begun.
Bob: "You're stupid!"
Pete: "Your face is stupid!"
Bob: "Your mum is stupid!"
Pete: "12:15!"
Bob: "daaaamn!"
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.