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12 incher 

A guy with a name like Superdolph or Megadolph, usually at least 7 foot tall.
Megadolph wins the dick measuring contest for the 26th time and keeps the world record with his 12 incher plus sized. There are reports of a 24 incher, though none have been confirmed yet.
12 incher by Solid Mantis July 31, 2018

12 incher 

12 inchers will usually be the last guys left in a dick measuring contest. Unless for some reason there's a guy with a 14 incher in the contest.
How the fuck are you still in the contest? I thought the final round would be after I got out, you must not be Irish or Asian and you survived past most of the black guys, you must have grown up near a Russian nuclear meltdown, no wonder you're a 7 footer with a 12 incher!
12 incher by Solid Mantis July 31, 2018

12 incher 

A 12 incher is a school ruler. Not the principal, but the superintendent.
Fundo's girlfriend visited the 12 incher to get a better grade, and ended up choking in tears.
12 incher by authOOr July 10, 2006

12 incher 

Loudly and aggressively Slapping your massive penis’s mushroom tip against your kneecaps to the point of brushing or laceration while bracing the shaft between ones forearms.
You know that John broke his fucking right kneecap by aggressively whipping out his 12 incher
12 incher by Thiccboi223 September 2, 2022

12 inches unbuffed 

A 12 inch dick without the help of pills or other sexually enhancing drugs/items.
Derived from World of Warcraft and its "buffs"
John: I'M 12 INCHES UNBUFFED!
Phil: Damn! I'm jealous
Doug: LOL!
12 inches unbuffed by Unbuffed October 18, 2010

7 1/2 incher 

The penis size of a sexy beast....in other words, the perfect size !
Rj Card: "Technically, I'm a 7 1/2 incher..."
7 1/2 incher by SexxyyKittyy(; November 29, 2010