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1000-THR “Earthmover”

Non-serious definition:
That one funny boss from the game ULTRAKILL that the Community calls ”Benjamin”

He’s a giant metal giraffe with a funny stick that can summon laser beams
He explodes if you give him a lobotomy

Serious definition:

It is a boss from the game “ULTRAKILL” by Arsi “Hakita” Patala
It’s a titan sized 4 legged greater machine that resembles the mythological creature called a Centaur

It’s located the Violence layer of hell
It has a a small city on its back along with a defense system and shield generator

It also has a large lightning rod on it’s “shoulder” that it uses to throw beams of lighting to fight other Earthmovers

It’s original purpose was to counter “Guttertanks” and “Guttermen” along with other machines of war that were destroying the surface, people were forced to move onto the backs of these titan machines during the “Final war” of machines and humans. They were also used as frontlines for other machines when going into battle, able to burn down cities, and rain gunfire and bombs from above. a time of peace happened where all war stopped and Humanity was forced to try and Solve the “Long night” Climate catastrophe where earth was covered in a permanent cloud of ash and smoke. The Earthmovers became obsolete over the course of this time due to the fact they were solar powered and blood fueled, and with the sun blocked they slowly died off, except for the ones in the violence layer which are stuck fighting for eternity.
V1: “HEY BENJAMI-“
1000-THR “Earthmover”: “MY NAME IS NOT BENJAMIN”
V1: “DIDN’T ASKED”
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