The 1-10 scale of
female attractiveness is a ranking system used to classify women based on appearance with 1 being the lowest and least appealing and 10 being the most. Traditionally, a margin of error of +- 1 is acceptable during story telling.
Numbers on the scale correspond to the following:
1: Angels weep at the mere existence of such an ugly creature
2: Disgusting, revolting, or otherwise vile
3: A trash compactor could improve her features
4: The sight of her is tolerable, if not desired
5: Average. If inebriated, you would consider her attractive
6: Not half bad
7: Recognizable as an appealing partner for reproduction
8: Stories are told and grins shared over obtaining her digits
9: Radiant,
beautiful, and otherwise worthy of praise
10: A
goddess. Dicks of all ages rise in salute as she walks by.
An essential tool in any gentleman's toolbox, the 1-10 scale allows for the
safe counsel of friends. Never allow a bro to have any genital contact with a
female below a
4.
Words of wisdom for the 1-10 scale (of
female attractiveness) - If she's a three, let her be. If she'
s an eight, try to mate. If she's a
ten, try again.
