1 incher 

A really tiny cock

Katie: i fucked sam last night at the party
Emma: :O :O :O u so lucky omg
Katie: he had a 1 incher
Emma : lol

1 incher by TheHunterOfPussy December 4, 2016

7 1/2 incher 

The penis size of a sexy beast....in other words, the perfect size !

Rj Card: "Technically, I'm a 7 1/2 incher..."

7 1/2 incher by SexxyyKittyy(; November 29, 2010

5.1 inches

The average penis size on the world according to the first google result

Also see:
12.9 cm
1.5 credit cards
0.5 bycicle tires
2 Nobel prizes

Dude I heard Robert's penis is 5.1 inches
Really! Mine's only 2......Nobel prizes... O-of course.

5.1 inches by Adolf The One and Only May 25, 2017

1 and a half inches 

Dreamnotfound.

if you know you know ;)

George: Oooooh 1 and a half inches dreammm~

1 and a half inches by Kiki's twin, kikiara August 28, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022