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Bob: I have a 1 inch cock. Pretty big right?
Ben: Joe's is bigger

Bob: whos Joe?
1 inch by destrierZ May 20, 2022
is more than enough and has a great personality
Mark: Hey bro, I have 1 inch

Steven: OMG BRO YOUR PACKING

Mark: I know right

Steven: How does that even fit in your pants bro

Mark: I don’t even know

1 inch is more than enough and if you say any different then your not invited to my birthday party
1 inch by Mayonnaiseonaburger June 6, 2023
you have the smallest cock in the fucking world that prob smells like the cheese that has been siitting in the back of the fridge for 2 months the name they would usually have is archie bobbie and harry
girl 1: omg have you seen harrys dick pics girl 2: yea its like 1 inch hahaha
1 inch by GYATdestroyer September 17, 2023
In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America
Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it
1 inch by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023

1-Inch Lance 

The weenie of someone whose name begins with the letter "P."
Hopefully Parker doesn't give Brennan his "1-inch lance!"
1-Inch Lance by slurp999 January 21, 2021

1 inch bitch 

A bitch who you know will only ever get 1 inch dicks.
That ones so ugly, she must be a 1 inch bitch.
1 inch bitch by farmersonly February 11, 2017
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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