0th
When someone gets to a video on Youtube so early that there are no views listed, and being the witty bastards they are, write "0th" as the first comment.
DavieJonesCasserole124: Aah! My constant scouring of Youtube has finally led me to an unviewed video! Now I can leave my historic mark upon this momentous occasion: "0th!".
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