.SaruhHEARTSChaos.©

Bombest myspace bitch EVAAAAAAA.

Loves everyone... in a PG way.

Thinks that every third city block should be made entirely of trampoline material.

Always wears rainbows, because they make the non-homophobe world smile.
Because of this... is nick-named 'RAINBOW BRIGHT and/or FRIGHT' depending on who's speaking.

Wears tutus and goes to local shows.
Doesn't 'hardcore' dance at said shows.
... Do you know how hard it is to slamdance in a tutu and snow boots? No, I didn't think so.

Loves Megan Marie and SHELBIE SABOTAGE with her whole fucking heart.

Gets 'hated on' by townies and Uber-Goths.

NATURAL HABITAT: Mall, Mainstream... odd places that no one claims to go to... but always mention that they've seen her at.
FAVORITE COMEBACK: 'You want a good comeback, assface? Wipe it off your mom's chin...'
=]

PERSON1:"Did you see SHELBIE SABOTAGE and .SaruhHEARTSChaos.© at the mall today?"
PERSON2:"OMFG YES! They're so cool they make my face hurt... :("

"OMFG! LOOK AT THAT GOTHLESBIE!!!"
"Oh no.. that's just .SaruhHEARTSChaos.©"
"OMG, SARUH! ADD ME ON MYSPACE!?!?!?!?"

.SaruhHEARTSChaos.© by OH BABY. December 14, 2008

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

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"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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